Me: I think I'll do before and after pictures.
Huband: That's a great idea.
Me: Nudes!
Husband: Ummmm?
Me: You know, in the buff!
Husband: How about something more…
Me: Don't worry they'll be tasteful. You can take them.
Husband: I don't really feel comfortable with this…
Me: Okay, then I'll get Uncle James, professional photographer, to take them!
Husband: I'm not uncomfortable with taking them. I'm uncomfortable with you being naked in them! And NO Uncle James WILL NOT BE TAKING THEM.
Me: I don't think you're getting what my vision is.
Husband: Your vision is NAKED. I AM GETTING THAT.
Me: Nude, yes, but very artistic. Classy.
Husband: No.
Me: But…
Husband: No.
:: So blame the husband for my forthcoming BORING before photos. Hmpf. ::
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